| facebook boys: | you should come over. we could have some fun, if you know what i mean *wink* |
| tumblr boys: | you should come over. we can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and i'll cook for you and we can live happily ever after |
| boys i know: | you are potato |
Sometimes I stare at a picture for a while waiting for it to be a .gif but when I realize it’s just a .jpg, I get upset for wasting my time.
never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
Always
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porn with background music makes me so angry
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| my mom: | don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet |
| me at 11: | omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh |
| me now: | so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something |